Sign up for the Texas Fit Model Search contest! Last chance!
The Texas Fit Model Search is announcing the last chance to enter the contest. From www.texasfitmodel.com: “We are proud to be presenting this opportunity to women and men who make their health and fitness more than just a priority but a lifestyle. The Texas Fit ModelSearch’s mission is to discover the healthiest, fittest, most attractive bodies. All competitors will be eligible for modeling opportunities with commercial magazines. Model scouts and agents will be on hand from agencies and supplement companies, seeking new stars. ENTER EARLY FOR GREAT PROMO OPPORTUNITIES! Exercise Media Group, the publishers of Natural Body Building & Fitness, Men’s Exercise, Best Body, and Exercise for Men Only will be covering the event. This is to be great for the contestants and entertaining for audiences as well. The Texas Fit Model Search will be held on Saturday, August 15, 2009 on the floor of The Palmer Events Center.”
One of the coolest things about the Texas Fit Model Searches is that they promote a drug-free lifestyle. Amazingly, these models will be sporting all-natural physiques. Come see it (or participate) for yourself!
Prizes include:
Fogo de Chao Brings Food of the Gods to Meat Lovers
And a kick-butt salad bar for your chick.
Never been to Fogo de Chao? This is how it works. You sit at a table and they bring you meat - all kinds of meat - different cuts, different types, different marinades and seasonings, from rare to well-done, all of it delicious and all of it keeps coming until you turn over a card that says “Pause” or “Mercy”. Chicken, steak, bacon-wrapped everything…
It’s like a fantasy of what heaven’s restaurant should be like, made real.
It’s the first restaurant we’ve ever been to that we’ve dreamt of moving in to.
If meat were vegetables we would abandon our ozone-killing lifestyles for a tree-hugging, soap-free opportunity to work the land in Fogo de Chao’s backyard. We would grow uncomfortable beards and listen to bad music, never call our mothers, and read Roald Dahl short stories.
Instead, we’re going to relax in a leather chair in an artfully-balanced, air-conditioned atmosphere, listening to Slipknot and dearly looking forward to our next visit to Fogo de Chao.
They have great beer too.
The top two finishers in the Brazilian Jiu Jitsu Tournament Absolute Divisions will receive Dinner for Two, third place receives Lunch for Two from Fogo de Chao. How awesome is that?
Zhen Mei Natural Supplements - Pain Relief for Spartans
August 7, 2009 by Garp
Filed under Blog, Lifestyle, Recreation
Zhen Mei Natural Supplements Presents the Spartan 300 Challenge at The Texas Testosterone Festival on Saturday August 15 at 4:30 PM. If you are interested in competing ($500 first prize!) please contact Crossfit Central to register. Train like a Spartan. Fight the pain like a Spartan.
Zhen Mei Natural Supplements’ Pain Relief spray is great for any type of body pains, stemming from arthritis, muscle aches and pains, cramped muscles, sprains, torn ligaments, and any other sports injuries. Just spray onto the affected area and let the heating affect take it’s course. You will be amazed at how fast and effective it works! For those who are concerned with harmful chemicals and substances, all of Zhen Mei’s products are all natural and consists of only quality asian and organic herbs. Therefore, you can be sure that there’s nothing in the Pain Relief Spray that can be harmful to the body.
Other products offered by Zhen Mei include male vitality, weight loss, detox, energy, and stress relief capsules.
SuperModel Amber Smith is Coming…
August 5, 2009 by Garp
Filed under Announcements, Blog, Lifestyle, Relationships
We wish we could say we’ve been saving some of our best news for the last minute… and we wish we could say this news just dropped into our lap… but the truth is… who cares how or when? Internationally recognized supermodel, reality TV star, accomplished actress, and super hot chick Amber Smith is coming to The Texas Testosterone Festival!
Voted “One of the Sexiest Women in the World” by Maxim Magazine, Amber Smith has graced the covers of over 300 magazines worldwide, including Playboy, Vogue, and Maxim, with her initial fame concurrent with her appearances in two Sports Illustrated swimsuit issues.
Amber is a veteran of VH-1 TV series “Celebrity Rehab” and its sequel “Sober House.” During Fall 2009, Amber will appear in a third such VH-1 reality program, “Sex Rehab with Dr. Drew,” and will confront another one of her demons—this time love addiction– on national television.
Amber has also appeared in numerous high profile motion pictures. These include: “L.A. Confidential” and “American Beauty” along with a brief but highly memorable appearance in Howard Stern’s “Private Parts.”
Amber will be available to sign autographs, take pictures, and answer all of your questions. The autographs will be for sale so come prepared. Damn, dude! Amber Smith is coming!
Deaf Interpreter Available at the Festival
August 4, 2009 by Garp
Filed under Announcements, Blog, Health, Lifestyle
Austin-based Deaf Interpreter Bert Ivey has made himself available for the hard-of-hearing during The Texas Testosterone Festival. Because we have two Featured Event areas in two different areas of the Festival, but only one Bert Ivey, we have to let you know Bert is planning on attending the Amir Sadollah MMA Seminar Presented by King of Kombat and Relson Gracie Jiu Jitsu Seminar Presented by AT&T on Saturday and the Relson Gracie Texas Jiu Jitsu Tournament and Team Challenge on Sunday but otherwise, seek him out and ask for his assistance for the other Featured Events if you are hard of hearing.
And if you are seeking a deaf interpreter for personal services or for your next event please post here or email us at info (at) texastestosteronefestival.com and we’ll forward the message along.
Click here to pre-register for the Amir Sadollah MMA Seminar Presented by King of Kombat.
Click here to pre-register for the Relson Gracie Jiu Jitsu Seminar Presented by AT&T.
Click here to pre-register for the Relson Gracie Texas Jiu Jitsu Tournament.
Buy your advance tickets to The Texas Testosterone Festival for only $6 (plus s/c) by clicking here.
Thanks to Garrett for the suggestion!
Monday Morning ‘This Chick is Hot’ Post
August 3, 2009 by Garp
Filed under Blog, Lifestyle, Recreation
Check this out: SugarBaby Swimwear not only makes hot bikinis for hot chicks, they know their customers because SugarBaby owner Amy Pitre is a super hot chick.
To prove it, we present to you pictures of SugarBaby Swimwear owner and super hot chick, Amy Pitre. Check out SugarBaby’s website for more pictures. Two just isn’t enough, is it?
You’re welcome.
Testosterone Festival Interviews on AM 1370, More
July 31, 2009 by Garp
Filed under Blog, Lifestyle, Recreation
Wake up early, Texas. Chris Sanchez of “Inside Austin” interviewed The Texas Testosterone Festival today for nearly 30 minutes (like wringing water from a wet sponge) and will broadcast the interview this Sunday morning at 6:00 AM on KAMX Mix 94.7 FM, 7:00 AM on KKMJ Majik 95.5 FM, and then at the human hour of 7:00 PM on KJCE TalkRadio 1370 AM.
Chris is hella-cool and if he doesn’t make us sound like an ass on the air (we did see him fiddling with a switch that said “pitchshifter” on it) we will be wishing him good fortune with his Fantasy Football picks this season.
If he does make us sound like an ass? We’ll hope he drafts Steve McNair, with Brett Favre as a backup.
You’re the man, Chris. YOU… are the man.
Comedians vs. Bikinis’ Big Buckin’ Burger
The Texas Testosterone Festival and Last Gas Comedy recently asked comedians Chris Cubas, Joe Staats, and Jake Flores to attempt to eat Bikinis Bar and Grill’s Big Buckin Burger. Below is the Preview video as well as the Full video documenting their attempts to consume the behemoth burger. Hilarity ensues.
Eating the Big Buckin’ Burger is required to qualify for Come See Grown Men Cry at Bikinis Sunday August 9, 2009 at 3:00 - 5 Minutes, No Eyeglasses, No Noseplugs, Who can Eat the Most Raw Onion? with a $200 first prize. Come See Grown Men Cry is hosted by Ruby Collins (Funniest Person in Austin runner-up) with Special Guest Levi Oliver, former Tamale Eating World Record Holder.
Come See Grown Men Cry is a pre-event to The Texas Testosterone Festival at the Palmer Events Center in Austin, TX August 15 and 16, 2009.
Cubas, Staats, and Flores join Collins on the Altercation Punk Comedy Tour beginning at Red 7 (7th and Red River in Austin) on Friday, August 7 and finishes up with performances at Fun Fun Fun Fest in Waterloo Park in Austin November 7 and 8.
Pre-Fit Model Search Prep Class this Week
From David Nall and Natural Fitness Productions:
Come join us for a pre contest class.
We will be covering everything you need to know:
posing
tanning
suits
the walk
Modeling, Bodybuilding, Figure posing classes
Wednesday July 29th
6:30 pm Bodybuilding
7:00 pm Fitness/Bikini Modeling
7:30 pm Figure
only $15 each
Please RSVP as soon as possible David@DavidLeeNall.com or 512-507-1418
We are giving away 3 NuWave Oven Pro’s and a chance to be in their informercial at the posing classes offered this Wednesday. All you have to do is take one of the three posing classes we offer and enter the Texas Fit Model Contest and your name will be put in the drawing. We will draw 5 names at the end of class wednesday. NuWave will be covering the show and if you are picked to receive a free oven they will be interviewing you at the contest for the chance to be in their infomercial So bring your entry form to the posing classes for your chance to win!
The Nu-Wave Oven, the ONLY countertop infrared oven to win the ChefsBest Award. Nu-Wave has been honored as the Best Performing by independent professional chefs for seven years in a row since 2000.
Healthy Gourmet Recipe Book
Being on a diet should not make you eat the same types of boring foods every day! Includes our recipe book, which has over 80 delicious dishes that contain little or no carbs.
50 Page Recipe Book and Cooking Chart
Recipe Book: Contains over 60 recipes and cooking tips
Cooking Chart: Contains all the times and temperatures for your favorite fresh or frozen foods (Avail. in English and Spanish)
Location:
Fitness Training Studios
2111 Suite A100 Sam Bass Road
Round Rock, TX 78681
www.fitnesstrainingstudios.net/contact.php
2009 WNBF/INBF Texas Fit Model Search
First place $500
Second place $300
Third place $200
To Enter Now Click Here: Fit Model Search Downloadable Entry Form
Latest Excuse for Buying Tickets to The Festival Now
July 21, 2009 by Garp
Filed under Blog, Lifestyle, Recreation
We’ve looked high and low, and there ain’t nothing else going on in the entire state of Texas the weekend of The Testosterone Festival. Trust us, it’s because everyone, including those who produce other events, is going to be here.
Buy your tickets today for The Texas Testosterone Festival at $6 + $1.14 service charge by clicking here. The price jumps to $9 at the door and if we run out of singles to give you change, you may just have to give us $10 for your ticket. And tickets at the door are CASH ONLY so you really do need to plan ahead.
When you order your tickets online in advance you can choose to have them waiting for you at will call or have the tickets mailed to you. VERY convenient.
Two Featured Event areas with events happening concurrently all day long… cool exhibits on the floor… tons of girls in bikinis… competitions with great prizes including thousands of dollars in cash… two days… one weekend… did we mention tons of girls in bikinis?
Come to The Texas Testosterone Festival and go home feeling like a man, for the first time since that bachelor party where you actually never quite made it home and you didn’t really “go” anywhere unless being passed out in a grocery cart while being nudged by a mini-van in the dead of winter without pants on in a crowded mid-day parking lot counts. You have so much to look forward to.
