Zhen Mei Natural Supplements - Pain Relief for Spartans

Zhen Mei Natural Supplements Presents the Spartan 300 Challenge at The Texas Testosterone Festival on Saturday August 15 at 4:30 PM. If you are interested in competing ($500 first prize!) please contact Crossfit Central to register. Train like a Spartan. Fight the pain like a Spartan.

Zhen Mei Natural Supplements’ Pain Relief spray is great for any type of body pains, stemming from arthritis, muscle aches and pains, cramped muscles, sprains, torn ligaments, and any other sports injuries. Just spray onto the affected area and let the heating affect take it’s course.  You will be amazed at how fast and effective it works! For those who are concerned with harmful chemicals and substances, all of Zhen Mei’s products are all natural and consists of only quality asian and organic herbs. Therefore, you can be sure that there’s nothing in the Pain Relief Spray that can be harmful to the body.

Other products offered by Zhen Mei include male vitality, weight loss, detox, energy, and stress relief capsules.

Monday Morning ‘This Chick is Hot’ Post

Check this out: SugarBaby Swimwear not only makes hot bikinis for hot chicks, they know their customers because SugarBaby owner Amy Pitre is a super hot chick.

To prove it, we present to you pictures of SugarBaby Swimwear owner and super hot chick, Amy Pitre. Check out SugarBaby’s website for more pictures. Two just isn’t enough, is it?

You’re welcome.

Testosterone Festival Interviews on AM 1370, More

Wake up early, Texas. Chris Sanchez of “Inside Austin” interviewed The Texas Testosterone Festival today for nearly 30 minutes (like wringing water from a wet sponge) and will broadcast the interview this Sunday morning at 6:00 AM on KAMX Mix 94.7 FM, 7:00 AM on KKMJ Majik 95.5 FM, and then at the human hour of 7:00 PM on KJCE TalkRadio 1370 AM.

Chris is hella-cool and if he doesn’t make us sound like an ass on the air (we did see him fiddling with a switch that said “pitchshifter” on it) we will be wishing him good fortune with his Fantasy Football picks this season.

If he does make us sound like an ass? We’ll hope he drafts Steve McNair, with Brett Favre as a backup.

You’re the man, Chris. YOU… are the man.

Latest Excuse for Buying Tickets to The Festival Now

We’ve looked high and low, and there ain’t nothing else going on in the entire state of Texas the weekend of The Testosterone Festival. Trust us, it’s because everyone, including those who produce other events, is going to be here.

Buy your tickets today for The Texas Testosterone Festival at $6 + $1.14 service charge by clicking here. The price jumps to $9 at the door and if we run out of singles to give you change, you may just have to give us $10 for your ticket. And tickets at the door are CASH ONLY so you really do need to plan ahead.

When you order your tickets online in advance you can choose to have them waiting for you at will call or have the tickets mailed to you. VERY convenient.

Two Featured Event areas with events happening concurrently all day long… cool exhibits on the floor… tons of girls in bikinis… competitions with great prizes including thousands of dollars in cash… two days… one weekend… did we mention tons of girls in bikinis?

Come to The Texas Testosterone Festival and go home feeling like a man, for the first time since that bachelor party where you actually never quite made it home and you didn’t really “go” anywhere unless being passed out in a grocery cart while being nudged by a mini-van in the dead of winter without pants on in a crowded mid-day parking lot counts. You have so much to look forward to.

Bikini Guru on… Getting Your Girl the Sexiest Bikini Possible

Resident Bikini Guru Amy Pitre of SugarBaby Swimwear gives us her advice on sexy bikinis from the female perspective.

1. The sexiest bikinis find a way to bare a lot but there are some that bare (curse us for admitting this) too much. Where is the line?

Amy of SugarBabySwimwear.com: The line is drawn inside the woman’s head - it’s what she sees and feels when she checks out herself in her bikini in the mirror……And guys you know there’s no telling WHY, WHAT , WHERE or HOW that line is drawn……

My personal pet peeves are unkept bikini lines, bikini bottoms that are too loose, therefore sagging like a dirty diaper, or strings not properly tied, or not tied tight enough……

Tan lines, not so bad…..Tan lines can be sexy sometimes……

2. Is there any correlation between the bikinis guys like to look at and the bikinis that are comfortable for a woman to wear?

Amy of SugarBaby Swimwear: I see guys checking out bikinis displayed on mannequins in the mall all the time, so that answer would be - Nope, don’t think so……

3. How does a guy buy his wife or girlfriend a bikini as a surprise that will motivate her to get or stay in shape?

Amy of SugarBaby Swimwear: Ok, as surprise or motivation, I would start in the beginning of the first quarter of the year. Get something new, bright, in her favorite colors. (Refer to the guide in question #4). This will give her enough time to get “BikiniLicious” for the summer.
Oh, and it always works to throw a deadline with it. For example, tell her you got this great bikini for her to debut her hot bikini body at some exotic destination you’re taking her to. There’s no better motivation than that! Believe me…..And don’t just take her down to Barton Springs or the neighborhood pool for all her hard work……Although Devil’s Cove by Memorial Day Weekend is always a big motivation for lots I know……..

4. How do we find her size if she doesn’t already own a bikini?

Amy of SugarBaby Swimwear: This one is tricky…..The Golden Rule when buying a woman ANYTHING she will be wearing on her body is - always err toward the smaller size.

Here’s a guide from a woman’s perspective:
a) If you’re thinking she’s a small, Buy a small….
b) If you’re thinking she’s a medium, Buy a small….
c)If you’re thinking she’s a large, Buy a Small/Medium, or a Medium….Buying a small may upset her a little and make her think you really would rather a smaller woman……Then you’re in trouble. Again.

You can always look at her current bikini size ( I would check more than one suit to gauge a better estimate, or one she wears most)….Just don’t let her catch you rifling through her bikinis, this could raise all kinds of questioning that will be almost impossible to explain your way out of……

5. What bikini have you owned the longest and why?

Amy of SugarBaby Swimwear: I have a blue multi-colored gingham that I bought in 1994…….I’ve saved it all these years because it was the first suit I splurged on and spent a couple weeks on the beach in Fort Lauderdale in it…Good times…..And it still looks great!

Got more questions? I’ve got the answers!

XoXo ~Amy

Sugarbaby Swimwear is an Austin-based start up company owned by me - **Amy Pitre**, career swimwear model turned designer…. I have been in every aspect of the modeling business and an entrepreneur for many years, and if there’s anything I know - it’s bikinis… I’ve been competing and winning bikini contests since right out of high school in my hometown of Lafayette, Louisiana.. attended an official modeling school, where I eventually became an instructor and agent for two years training models and actors, and organizing up to 4 runway shows and photo shoots a week…

SO BE LOOKING FOR HOT A*** SugarBaby bikinis popping up everywhere in July 2009………

(Commerce site, swimwear and apparel launch mid-July —custom orders accepted anytime at SugarBabySwimwear@gmail.com)

SugarBaby Swimwear Presents The Texas Testosterone Festival

“If there is one thing I know, it’s bikinis!” Amy Pitre is the founder and owner of SugarBaby Swimwear, creators of the greatest bikinis in existence. A bikini model herself for over fifteen years, Pitre knows what it is that makes a bikini work, besides the body that’s in it.

SugarBaby Swimwear are the bikinis the girl your staring at poolside is wearing and the suit your wife or girlfriend should be getting from you as thanks for her letting you out to the Testosterone Festival. If she has a body that is ready for a bikini, you’re a lucky man, and you should reward her with a suit that suits. If she doesn’t have a body ready for a bikini, what better way to motivate her to get that shape back? We refer to that as a “win-win”.

Visit SugarBaby Swimwear’s website by clicking here and keep checking back for photos of their new swimwear models. As if we have to twist your arm. We know you have a folder in your bookmarks called something inoccuous like “Bank Statements” or “Database B” where you put all these URLs… put your SugarBaby Swimwear bookmark there and keep your eyes peeled for their new line of bikinis coming soon.

We Ate the Onions and Yes, We Cried

Former Tamale Eating World Record Holder Levi Oliver and The Texas Testosterone Festival spent a recent Saturday eating raw onion and talking about the experience both to determine the tear-fulness of each onion type as well as to learn a little about the process of training for competitive eating in general.

Two videos were created. We share them here. Please distribute them at will.

A reminder: Come See Grown Men Cry is a competitive eating event to be held at Bikinis Bar and Grill on IH-35 in Austin Sunday, August 9 at 3:00 PM. If you are interested in competing, stop by Bikinis Austin, San Marcos, or the new San Antonio location and consume Bikinis’ Big Buckin’ Burger to qualify.

Today is National Man Day

Here is where you go to sign up. To be clear, National Man Day is very different from the Texas Testosterone Festival. National Man Day lasts only one day and is occurring when most of us have to be at work. And how manly is that. The Texas Testosterone Festival is two full days of manly activities.

Hoo-ah.

The Texas Testosterone Festival endorses National Man Day and encourages all men to participate.

Tickets to The Festival make the Best Father’s Day Present

We’ve done the research and the evidence is overwhelming… the best Father’s Day present possible is tickets to The Texas Testosterone Festival. Tickets go on sale Father’s Day - this Sunday, June 21.

Buy tickets online by clicking here and show the printed receipt to Dad - if he doesn’t begin weeping with joy we’ll be shocked. If he does, pull out the camera and record it. We’ll put it on the website. We have the technology, and we have the popcorn.

Hill Country Needs an Event Like This

Cheese rolling in England. It’s more painful than it sounds.

Anyone know where a hill like this can be found in Central Texas? I smell a really great event that could be had…

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