Don’t bring pot onto the school bus

From the “Anyone seen my stash?” department - KEYE reports someone left 5 tons of pot on an abandoned school bus in Webb County. (We heard there was 6 tons but the patrolman with the munchies said he only found 5).

Guaranteed this is the 4th scene in the Cheech and Chong reunion movie. The rest of the film will be the guys trying to get their stash replaced while Chong retains his job as a bus driver for the Webb County Independent School District. Hilarity ensues after cameos by Dave Chappelle, Jim Breuer, and the Harold and Kumar guys.

If your neighborhood dealer is not Cheech or Chong and starts telling you he’s had a bad few days, “No man, I mean REALLY bad.” and then asks YOU for pot, the DPS asks you give them a call.