Official Schedule for Featured Event Stage Area Announced

The Texas Testosterone Festival will have two Featured Event areas running synchronously, on either side of the Palmer Events Center exhibit hall. Wait. Did we say synchronously? If synchronously means at the same time, then that’s what we mean.

Check it out:

Saturday August 15

10:00 Doors Open

10:15 National Anthem performed by a lovely young woman in a bikini (red, white, and blue to keep it tasteful)

10:30 Home Brewing Demonstration by Austin Homebrew Supply

11:30 King of Kombat Presents Live Q&A with UFC’s Amir Sadollah and MMAJunkie.com’s Steve Sievert, formerly of the Houston Chronicle

12:30 Buffalo Billiards Presents Expert Fantasy Football Mock Draft

2:30 Chopper Customization Demo by Southern Metal Choppers

3:30 Central Texas Pro Sports Roundtable

5:00 Cindie’s Lingerie & Gifts Present The Greatest Bikini Contest in the History of the Great State of Texas

6:00 Doors Close

Sunday August 16

10:00 Floyd’s 99 Barbershops Present Video Game Tournaments

10:00 At the nearby poker tables… Poker Tournaments by The Fantasy Poker League

6:00 Doors Close