The Dallas Desire Are Coming To The Festival

The Dallas Desire of the Lingerie Football League are coming to Austin this weekend and they wanna know where all the men are at. We were happy to inform them that every red-blooded male in the State of Texas was coming to The Texas Testosterone Festival - so they should too. And they will.

Tight End, Wide Receiver, Offensive line, and a whole bunch of other positions will be at the SugarBaby Swimwear exhibit space to meet with fans, take pictures, and perhaps give you some tips on full-contact tackling.

They do put the ‘Fantasy’ into ‘Fantasy Football’, no?

WWE’s Brooke Adams, Miss Hawaiian Tropic Texas 2009 Coming Too

Funny story, we’ve been wanting some professional wrestling represented at The Texas Testosterone Festival. But when we pictured it in our minds… well, it was muscle-bound, 200+ pounds, and generally not the kind of guy we’d want assigned the task of kicking our ass.

Instead, we have Brooke Adams - WWE Diva, Miss Hawaiian Tropic Texas 2009, model, and frankly so super-hot we would invite the opportunity to get our ass kicked by her just to say we got close to her. And she probably could kick our ass as well as that 200 pound ugly guy we originally envisioned, just smell better doing it.

Brooke Adams comes to The Texas Testosterone Festival courtesy of SugarBaby Swimwear (who is also owned by super-hot chick Amy Pitre). Brooke will be signing autographs and taking pictures in the SugarBaby Swimwear exhibit space at times TBA. Brooke’s appearance officially makes The Texas Testosterone Festival the center of the hot chick universe August 15 and 16, and the SugarBaby Swimwear exhibit space will be the super hot chick epicenter of the hot chick universe, with so much hotness it will threaten the earth’s equilibrium.

Towels will be made available to clean up your drool. Advance tickets are STILL only $6 and available for purchase online, click here. $6 to be at the center of the hot chick universe? Really? We’re officially crazy to keep the price this low. We’re going to go make a list of the hot chicks to be at The Texas Testosterone Festival and when we’re done you had better have bought your advance ticket for $6 already. We’ll be done making the list Friday August 14 if we work at it day-and-night between now and then.

Monday Morning ‘This Chick is Hot’ Post

Check this out: SugarBaby Swimwear not only makes hot bikinis for hot chicks, they know their customers because SugarBaby owner Amy Pitre is a super hot chick.

To prove it, we present to you pictures of SugarBaby Swimwear owner and super hot chick, Amy Pitre. Check out SugarBaby’s website for more pictures. Two just isn’t enough, is it?

You’re welcome.

Bikini Guru on… Getting Your Girl the Sexiest Bikini Possible

Resident Bikini Guru Amy Pitre of SugarBaby Swimwear gives us her advice on sexy bikinis from the female perspective.

1. The sexiest bikinis find a way to bare a lot but there are some that bare (curse us for admitting this) too much. Where is the line?

Amy of SugarBabySwimwear.com: The line is drawn inside the woman’s head - it’s what she sees and feels when she checks out herself in her bikini in the mirror……And guys you know there’s no telling WHY, WHAT , WHERE or HOW that line is drawn……

My personal pet peeves are unkept bikini lines, bikini bottoms that are too loose, therefore sagging like a dirty diaper, or strings not properly tied, or not tied tight enough……

Tan lines, not so bad…..Tan lines can be sexy sometimes……

2. Is there any correlation between the bikinis guys like to look at and the bikinis that are comfortable for a woman to wear?

Amy of SugarBaby Swimwear: I see guys checking out bikinis displayed on mannequins in the mall all the time, so that answer would be - Nope, don’t think so……

3. How does a guy buy his wife or girlfriend a bikini as a surprise that will motivate her to get or stay in shape?

Amy of SugarBaby Swimwear: Ok, as surprise or motivation, I would start in the beginning of the first quarter of the year. Get something new, bright, in her favorite colors. (Refer to the guide in question #4). This will give her enough time to get “BikiniLicious” for the summer.
Oh, and it always works to throw a deadline with it. For example, tell her you got this great bikini for her to debut her hot bikini body at some exotic destination you’re taking her to. There’s no better motivation than that! Believe me…..And don’t just take her down to Barton Springs or the neighborhood pool for all her hard work……Although Devil’s Cove by Memorial Day Weekend is always a big motivation for lots I know……..

4. How do we find her size if she doesn’t already own a bikini?

Amy of SugarBaby Swimwear: This one is tricky…..The Golden Rule when buying a woman ANYTHING she will be wearing on her body is - always err toward the smaller size.

Here’s a guide from a woman’s perspective:
a) If you’re thinking she’s a small, Buy a small….
b) If you’re thinking she’s a medium, Buy a small….
c)If you’re thinking she’s a large, Buy a Small/Medium, or a Medium….Buying a small may upset her a little and make her think you really would rather a smaller woman……Then you’re in trouble. Again.

You can always look at her current bikini size ( I would check more than one suit to gauge a better estimate, or one she wears most)….Just don’t let her catch you rifling through her bikinis, this could raise all kinds of questioning that will be almost impossible to explain your way out of……

5. What bikini have you owned the longest and why?

Amy of SugarBaby Swimwear: I have a blue multi-colored gingham that I bought in 1994…….I’ve saved it all these years because it was the first suit I splurged on and spent a couple weeks on the beach in Fort Lauderdale in it…Good times…..And it still looks great!

Got more questions? I’ve got the answers!

XoXo ~Amy

Sugarbaby Swimwear is an Austin-based start up company owned by me - **Amy Pitre**, career swimwear model turned designer…. I have been in every aspect of the modeling business and an entrepreneur for many years, and if there’s anything I know - it’s bikinis… I’ve been competing and winning bikini contests since right out of high school in my hometown of Lafayette, Louisiana.. attended an official modeling school, where I eventually became an instructor and agent for two years training models and actors, and organizing up to 4 runway shows and photo shoots a week…

SO BE LOOKING FOR HOT A*** SugarBaby bikinis popping up everywhere in July 2009………

(Commerce site, swimwear and apparel launch mid-July —custom orders accepted anytime at SugarBabySwimwear@gmail.com)