WWE’s Brooke Adams, Miss Hawaiian Tropic Texas 2009 Coming Too

Funny story, we’ve been wanting some professional wrestling represented at The Texas Testosterone Festival. But when we pictured it in our minds… well, it was muscle-bound, 200+ pounds, and generally not the kind of guy we’d want assigned the task of kicking our ass.

Instead, we have Brooke Adams - WWE Diva, Miss Hawaiian Tropic Texas 2009, model, and frankly so super-hot we would invite the opportunity to get our ass kicked by her just to say we got close to her. And she probably could kick our ass as well as that 200 pound ugly guy we originally envisioned, just smell better doing it.

Brooke Adams comes to The Texas Testosterone Festival courtesy of SugarBaby Swimwear (who is also owned by super-hot chick Amy Pitre). Brooke will be signing autographs and taking pictures in the SugarBaby Swimwear exhibit space at times TBA. Brooke’s appearance officially makes The Texas Testosterone Festival the center of the hot chick universe August 15 and 16, and the SugarBaby Swimwear exhibit space will be the super hot chick epicenter of the hot chick universe, with so much hotness it will threaten the earth’s equilibrium.

Towels will be made available to clean up your drool. Advance tickets are STILL only $6 and available for purchase online, click here. $6 to be at the center of the hot chick universe? Really? We’re officially crazy to keep the price this low. We’re going to go make a list of the hot chicks to be at The Texas Testosterone Festival and when we’re done you had better have bought your advance ticket for $6 already. We’ll be done making the list Friday August 14 if we work at it day-and-night between now and then.

Listen to our Radio Ads from AM 1300 The Zone

AM 1300 The Zone created three ads for our Radio Campaign leading up to The Texas Testosterone Festival. Thank you to comedian Albert Im from Last Gas Comedy for helping us write the first two ads.

We love all three of them but the first two have been retired in favor of the third. Stay tuned to AM 1300 The Zone to hear our ad!

Cubicle Warriors

Gallon of Milk

Sexy Lady

(This is Brooke Adams, former WWE / ECW star and Miss Hawaiian Tropic Texas 2009. She is a sexy lady. She will be at The Texas Testosterone Festival.)

And we should mention, while you’re staring at Brooke’s picture, Cedric Golden and AJ Hoffman of AM 1300 The Zone will be on the Expert Fantasy Football Panel at The Texas Testosterone Festival on Saturday August 15.