At Last, Chuck Norris May Run For President of Texas

Sorry to be late to the draw with this one guys, but we’ve been on vacation and just returned to hear the news we’ve been waiting for since Missing in Action 2 - Chuck Norris published his intent to possibly run for President… of Texas. Yeah, we know what you’re thinking. It sounds cool when you think he’s running for President but when you follow-through and he says …of Texas - it gets even cooler.

Chuck writes “I’m not saying that other states won’t muster the gumption to stand and secede, but Texas has the history to prove it.”

We here at the Texas Testosterone Festival would like to publicly support absolutely any efforts Mr. Norris may undertake to do anything. Both because we think he can accomplish anything he sets his mind (and fists) to but also we know Chuck would kick our ass if we don’t support him. 

We may be on the couch with a big bowl of popcorn and a beer, but we support him.