Sleep-walking and Zzz-mailing

“Doctors have reported the first ever case of someone using the internet while asleep, after a sleeping woman sent emails to people asking them over for drinks and caviar.”–Telegraph.co.uk

Also, people have been acquitted of murder, using the defense that they were asleep when they stabbed the person to death. Sleep-murdering? Sleep-killing? I wonder if there’s been a case of sleep-sleeping? I often dream about sleeping when I’m sleeping. And people who’ve seen me sleep say that I never get up and walk around in a daze. I just lay there with my eyes closed, seemingly oblivious to the world around me.

Asleep on the job

I suppose setting an alarm in this situation isn’t really an option. Failblog.org, the internet’s black hole.