Red Meat Causes Cancer and Heart Disease

500,000 people were followed for 10 years measuring their diets and their deaths and they found “Men whose red meat intake put them in the top 20 per cent consumption band were 22 per cent more likely to die of cancer in the 10 years of the study, compared with men whose intake was in the lowest 20 per cent.”

Never before have we heard a better excuse to order extra buffalo wings. Or hot dogs. That doesn’t count, does it?

Ingrid Newkirk of PETA is a Nut, Michael Schumacher Fan

Ingrid Newkirk, founder of PETA, has posted her last will and testament on PETA’s website and her nuttiness has been confirmed. She is donating her body, not to science, where her nuttiness could be examined and discerned so as to prevent similar nuttiness in other nuts in the future. She is donating her body to PETA with some delicious suggestions such as

“That the “meat” of my body, or a portion thereof, be used for a human barbecue…”
“That my skin, or a portion thereof, be removed and made into leather products, such as purses… and that some skin be tacked up outside the Indian Leather Fair each year…”
“my feet be removed and umbrella stands or other ornamentation be made from them…”
“That a little part of my heart be buried near the racetrack at Hockenheim, preferably near the Ferrari pits, where Michael Shumacher raced in and won the German Grand Prix.”

For the entire list, which includes destinations for her thumbs, liver, eyeballs, ears, and other parts, please grab a beer and a bowl of buffalo wings and visit PETA’s official website for the entire document.