The Dallas Desire Are Coming To The Festival

The Dallas Desire of the Lingerie Football League are coming to Austin this weekend and they wanna know where all the men are at. We were happy to inform them that every red-blooded male in the State of Texas was coming to The Texas Testosterone Festival - so they should too. And they will.

Tight End, Wide Receiver, Offensive line, and a whole bunch of other positions will be at the SugarBaby Swimwear exhibit space to meet with fans, take pictures, and perhaps give you some tips on full-contact tackling.

They do put the ‘Fantasy’ into ‘Fantasy Football’, no?

WWE’s Brooke Adams, Miss Hawaiian Tropic Texas 2009 Coming Too

Funny story, we’ve been wanting some professional wrestling represented at The Texas Testosterone Festival. But when we pictured it in our minds… well, it was muscle-bound, 200+ pounds, and generally not the kind of guy we’d want assigned the task of kicking our ass.

Instead, we have Brooke Adams - WWE Diva, Miss Hawaiian Tropic Texas 2009, model, and frankly so super-hot we would invite the opportunity to get our ass kicked by her just to say we got close to her. And she probably could kick our ass as well as that 200 pound ugly guy we originally envisioned, just smell better doing it.

Brooke Adams comes to The Texas Testosterone Festival courtesy of SugarBaby Swimwear (who is also owned by super-hot chick Amy Pitre). Brooke will be signing autographs and taking pictures in the SugarBaby Swimwear exhibit space at times TBA. Brooke’s appearance officially makes The Texas Testosterone Festival the center of the hot chick universe August 15 and 16, and the SugarBaby Swimwear exhibit space will be the super hot chick epicenter of the hot chick universe, with so much hotness it will threaten the earth’s equilibrium.

Towels will be made available to clean up your drool. Advance tickets are STILL only $6 and available for purchase online, click here. $6 to be at the center of the hot chick universe? Really? We’re officially crazy to keep the price this low. We’re going to go make a list of the hot chicks to be at The Texas Testosterone Festival and when we’re done you had better have bought your advance ticket for $6 already. We’ll be done making the list Friday August 14 if we work at it day-and-night between now and then.

8 Year Old Girl Takes On Competitive Eating Event

When we titled the eating competition “Come See Grown Men Cry” we never imagined the feat of consuming the most raw onion possible would attract as a competitor an 8 year old girl. But it did.

Turns out she wasn’t man enough for Onion Eating Champion Chris Cubas, who consumed one entire pound of raw onion in 5 minutes to win $200 from Bikinis Bar and Grill, a gift package from Nos Energy Drink, a t-shirt from SugarBaby Swimwear, and 10-15 feet from friends, family, and acquaintances for the next day or two.

Finishing second place was Whitney, whom you may recognize as Miss January in Bikinis’ 2009 Calendar. Whitney consumed nearly 3/4 of a pound of raw onion and, despite the effort, will be unable to keep guys 10 feet from her no matter what she does.

8 year old Madison consumed 1/8 a pound of raw onion in a monumental effort sure to inspire the imaginations of other wee eaters worldwide. The red face and tears of a little girl made sure there also wasn’t a dry eye in the house. But the smile on Madison’s face to an adoring audience after the competition was reassuring. Although the scars may be real and impossible to erase, a lifetime of competitive eating achievements await anyway.

Comedian Ruby Collins hosted “Come See Grown Men Cry” and the contest was refereed by Former Tamale Eating World Record Holder Levi Oliver.

“Come See Grown Men Cry” was a pre-Festival event held with the support of SugarBaby Swimwear and Bikinis Bar and Grill. The Texas Testosterone Festival will begin in earnest Saturday August 15 at 10:00 AM. Things will kick-off with the singing of the National Anthem by a lovely young woman in a SugarBaby Swimwear bikini. But it will be red, white, and blue, to keep it tasteful, of course.

Advance tickets are only $6 and available for purchase online by clicking here. Tickets at the door are $9, $10 if we run out of dollar bills.

Photos by Macineer Studios.

Monday Morning ‘This Chick is Hot’ Post

Check this out: SugarBaby Swimwear not only makes hot bikinis for hot chicks, they know their customers because SugarBaby owner Amy Pitre is a super hot chick.

To prove it, we present to you pictures of SugarBaby Swimwear owner and super hot chick, Amy Pitre. Check out SugarBaby’s website for more pictures. Two just isn’t enough, is it?

You’re welcome.

Bikini Guru on… Getting Your Girl the Sexiest Bikini Possible

Resident Bikini Guru Amy Pitre of SugarBaby Swimwear gives us her advice on sexy bikinis from the female perspective.

1. The sexiest bikinis find a way to bare a lot but there are some that bare (curse us for admitting this) too much. Where is the line?

Amy of SugarBabySwimwear.com: The line is drawn inside the woman’s head - it’s what she sees and feels when she checks out herself in her bikini in the mirror……And guys you know there’s no telling WHY, WHAT , WHERE or HOW that line is drawn……

My personal pet peeves are unkept bikini lines, bikini bottoms that are too loose, therefore sagging like a dirty diaper, or strings not properly tied, or not tied tight enough……

Tan lines, not so bad…..Tan lines can be sexy sometimes……

2. Is there any correlation between the bikinis guys like to look at and the bikinis that are comfortable for a woman to wear?

Amy of SugarBaby Swimwear: I see guys checking out bikinis displayed on mannequins in the mall all the time, so that answer would be - Nope, don’t think so……

3. How does a guy buy his wife or girlfriend a bikini as a surprise that will motivate her to get or stay in shape?

Amy of SugarBaby Swimwear: Ok, as surprise or motivation, I would start in the beginning of the first quarter of the year. Get something new, bright, in her favorite colors. (Refer to the guide in question #4). This will give her enough time to get “BikiniLicious” for the summer.
Oh, and it always works to throw a deadline with it. For example, tell her you got this great bikini for her to debut her hot bikini body at some exotic destination you’re taking her to. There’s no better motivation than that! Believe me…..And don’t just take her down to Barton Springs or the neighborhood pool for all her hard work……Although Devil’s Cove by Memorial Day Weekend is always a big motivation for lots I know……..

4. How do we find her size if she doesn’t already own a bikini?

Amy of SugarBaby Swimwear: This one is tricky…..The Golden Rule when buying a woman ANYTHING she will be wearing on her body is - always err toward the smaller size.

Here’s a guide from a woman’s perspective:
a) If you’re thinking she’s a small, Buy a small….
b) If you’re thinking she’s a medium, Buy a small….
c)If you’re thinking she’s a large, Buy a Small/Medium, or a Medium….Buying a small may upset her a little and make her think you really would rather a smaller woman……Then you’re in trouble. Again.

You can always look at her current bikini size ( I would check more than one suit to gauge a better estimate, or one she wears most)….Just don’t let her catch you rifling through her bikinis, this could raise all kinds of questioning that will be almost impossible to explain your way out of……

5. What bikini have you owned the longest and why?

Amy of SugarBaby Swimwear: I have a blue multi-colored gingham that I bought in 1994…….I’ve saved it all these years because it was the first suit I splurged on and spent a couple weeks on the beach in Fort Lauderdale in it…Good times…..And it still looks great!

Got more questions? I’ve got the answers!

XoXo ~Amy

Sugarbaby Swimwear is an Austin-based start up company owned by me - **Amy Pitre**, career swimwear model turned designer…. I have been in every aspect of the modeling business and an entrepreneur for many years, and if there’s anything I know - it’s bikinis… I’ve been competing and winning bikini contests since right out of high school in my hometown of Lafayette, Louisiana.. attended an official modeling school, where I eventually became an instructor and agent for two years training models and actors, and organizing up to 4 runway shows and photo shoots a week…

SO BE LOOKING FOR HOT A*** SugarBaby bikinis popping up everywhere in July 2009………

(Commerce site, swimwear and apparel launch mid-July —custom orders accepted anytime at SugarBabySwimwear@gmail.com)

SugarBaby Swimwear Presents The Texas Testosterone Festival

“If there is one thing I know, it’s bikinis!” Amy Pitre is the founder and owner of SugarBaby Swimwear, creators of the greatest bikinis in existence. A bikini model herself for over fifteen years, Pitre knows what it is that makes a bikini work, besides the body that’s in it.

SugarBaby Swimwear are the bikinis the girl your staring at poolside is wearing and the suit your wife or girlfriend should be getting from you as thanks for her letting you out to the Testosterone Festival. If she has a body that is ready for a bikini, you’re a lucky man, and you should reward her with a suit that suits. If she doesn’t have a body ready for a bikini, what better way to motivate her to get that shape back? We refer to that as a “win-win”.

Visit SugarBaby Swimwear’s website by clicking here and keep checking back for photos of their new swimwear models. As if we have to twist your arm. We know you have a folder in your bookmarks called something inoccuous like “Bank Statements” or “Database B” where you put all these URLs… put your SugarBaby Swimwear bookmark there and keep your eyes peeled for their new line of bikinis coming soon.

Testosterone Festival Welcomes a Former UFC Champion

Former UFC Heavyweight Champion Ricco Rodriguez has confirmed he will be attending the SugarBaby Swimwear exhibit space at The Texas Testosterone Festival both August 15 and 16. All attendees can meet Ricco and if your camera can stop taking pictures of the lovely ladies from SugarBaby Swimwear, maybe you can take a picture with Ricco too.

Ricco is the first American to win a Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu World Championship and he won the ADCC Submission Wrestling World Championship Absolute Division in 1998. Ricco defeated Randy Couture to become UFC Heavyweight Champion at UFC 39 and was 4-0 in the UFC before facing Couture, defeating Andrei Arlovski, Pete Williams, Jeff Monson, and Tsuyoshi “TK” Kohsaka. Ricco boasts a 5-2 record in the UFC and a 34-10 MMA record overall including an 11 fight win streak that included stops in the UFC, Pride Fighting Championships, and King of the Cage. Ricco has recently returned to his dominating form, fighting 9 times in 2008 and recently winning via keylock in 62 seconds at the Armageddon event in Tyler, TX.

In one of the largest controversies in MMA history, Ricco faced Antônio Rodrigo Nogueira at the height of Nogueira’s reputation as the greatest Heavyweight fighter in the world, manhandling Nogueira and controlling the fight. Everyone but the three judges ringside gave the decision to Ricco and Pride officials were forced to publicly attempt to explain how Nogueira’s victory was possible. The world remains unconvinced.

Come to The SugarBaby Swimwear exhibit area in Texas Testosterone Festival - and stay to be key-locked by a former UFC champion.